As posted to my MySpace blog:
Just when in the hell did it become "charming" to tell some random woman YOU DON'T KNOW that she's fine as hell and you'd like her to sit on your face??!!?? Even after I blocked him (without responding to his message) he sent me another message through a backup account and wanted to know why I didn't want to talk to him. Apparently I'm a bit of a stuck up bitch. I didn't know that, thankfully that douchebag was around to inform me. He said I shouldn't be 'offended' because he was just paying me a 'compliment.' Wtf?! Seriously?! You know, "back in my day" that was NOT a compliment. That was grounds for a serious ass-whoopin' and if you were lucky, I didn't find out where you lived and set your vehicle on fire. I'm not the most sensitive person around, hell, I've been known to kick puppies from time to time (it's not really "kicking" when you just kind of shove them with your foot to make them slide across your floor. At least I don't spin kittens in a laundry basket and then dump them out-that's just mean. Yeah, I'm talking about you. You know who you are and you should be ashamed of yourself. But I guess there isn't room for shame when you're laughing hysterically, is there?) but there are some things I don't do; one of them is doing what amounts to sexually harassing people I don't know. I only do that sort of thing to my seriously Cool Ass Friends. Yes, they truly are Cool Ass People. Doing something like that to complete strangers is not only illegal and wrong but it's also fucked up and creepy as hell. So knock it off, losers. Those of you I actually know, carry on. I would be most disappointed if any of you were derelict in your duties.
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